Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Random Thoughts of a Bored Creature

Golden rule: For every thought that i've written below, feel free to hit the BACK, HOME, or SIGN OUT button once you get bored. PEACE :)

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if you (the one who's reading this) happen to know me, you may have known that i'm simple. yeah, simple. i have "simple" dreams too. but simple doesn't always mean attainable. by reading the list, judge which ones are simple and attainable, and which ones are as impossible as making humans live in jupiter.
things i dream of:
1. paris hilton checks out FHM's 100 sexiest women in the world for 2008. seeing that she ranked no. 2 surprised her. but this is her reaction upon seeing who ranked no. 1: "who the hell is Dindin?!?!?!" (dream on Miss Telen! haha!)
2. to be a millionaire.
3. to own a building. (exact number of floors and location still pending!)
4. to be a writer. **
5. to be a CPA. (is this new?!?!?) **
6. to have my mini library at home upgraded. (or have a huge library! aaacckk!)
7. to meet Dirk Nowitzki in person.
8. to be a good wife and mother someday. **
9. to know that JK Rowling, Dan Brown, Tom Clancy, and Stephen King are reading my blog. (vomit!)
10. To make the reader of this post laugh. (if you dont laugh i swear your anus will close!)
(Note: Those marked with ** are absolutely unchangeable.)

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reasons why i love blogging:
1. you can write everything you want without any rules on grammar, margin, commas, periods, etc.
2. there is no honorable professor or teacher who will give you a grade of 60 or 70.
3. there is no required theme to write about.
4. you feel good when the reader comments on your post, whether it's positive or negative.
5. i know i'm kinda strict when it comes to grammar, but i love blogging because it's not like English class. parts of speech. sentence patterns. subject and verb agreement. tenses. spelling. chronology. plot. Oink Oink.

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The Dangers of Wrong Spelling:
husband texted his wife while on a business trip
"trip was fine. the place is so nice. i'm having so much fun. wish you were her."

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things i want in a boyfriend or future partner
(i've written this in 2005, and it's not yet expired. haha! writing this was fun. i dont know if you reading this will mean fun. if you find this sooo corny and cheesy, go back to the golden rule above.)
1. kind **
2. has a great sense of humor **
3. the biggest supporter of my dreams **
4. highly-tolerant, open-minded **
5. loves to travel and has dreams of seeing the world
6. remembers things i say, even ones i've already forgotten i've said
7. has a great deal of respect for women **
8. smells good **
9. loves my family and friends **
10. fiercely loyal **
11. someone who openly considers me his best friend **
12. has a nice smile.
13. courageously pursues his dreams
14. thinks that i'm the smartest, the funniest, and the most intoxicating lady in existence!
(Note: those marked with ** are absolutely non-negotiable.)

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i don't find Scrabble as a fun game. Word Factory, quite okay. Crossword Puzzle, sometimes. Word Hunt, quite stable. forgive me for not liking scrabble. yes, i like to write, but scrabble doesn't like me. haha! i remember during my high school days i was always the one with the lowest score when playing it with my closest friends. i'm the type who would always scratch my head when i get my turn. i would feel proud once i get a score of 10 for every word. example of words i typically form: IN, ON, AT, TO, TOO, TWO...and drumroll please...i will add the most precious letter S if applicable.

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i am so amazed by how the brain works. i don't believe that we only use the 10% of it. maybe some people misinterpreted Albert Einstein's joke back in the day. the result is a businessman wanted to sell products that would make the 90% work. nowadays, i see lots of TV ads telling me that if i take their brain vitamin, my test results will improve, and my memory will be enhanced. haha! while watching the ad i was half-expecting if i could do magic tricks once i take the pill..
scientists say that the brain is efficient. each part of the brain has its own purpose. from getting and interpreting information, making decisions, communicating, controlling the body, falling in love, to recognizing the person you've been wanting to kill all this time - all of these go through our brain.
signs that your brain is working: (warning: dont believe everything.)
1. you ask youself "Who am I?" knowing your name, age, address, race, sex, height, weight, and your favorite food isn't enough. it's about knowing who you really are as a person.
2. you decide to memorize the value of pi up to its 37th decimal place. (3.14159265358979323846266433832795028841)
3. you start thinking of what you can contribute to mankind besides world peace.
4. you're reading superdindin's blog.
5. you realize that what you're reading now is full of crap.

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10 signs that you're definitely bored:
10. you start talking to yourself.
9. you realize no one is talking back so you turn the TV on.
8. there's nothing fun to watch so you turn the TV off.
7. since you're totally bored, you decide to make your own Top Ten list.
6. then you decide not to finish it.

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i have two main reasons why i write:
1. for the reader to learn.
2. i want to entertain so the reader will have fun.
(tsktsk. i have to make sure i have done at least any of the two.)

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the three biggest mistakes of humans:
1. not having faith in God.
2. not befriending me.
3. not reading my blog.

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Upon writing this, i've realized that i have two dreams. one is to be a CPA. another is to be a writer. if you will ask me why, i have my answers ready for that.
i want to be a CPA not just because i want those three meaningful/blinking letters to be written beside my unique name someday. i want to be a CPA because i want to be an accountant, which is the same as guys wanting me to be their girlfriend. haha okay serious now. well, i see myself working in big companies, and earning a huge amount of salary. having a calculator as my sidekick. oops.
i want to be a writer not just because i want to be one. it's because i want to write. that's where it starts. i don't know if it's innate talent, but it all starts with getting a pen and paper, and jotting down all your thoughts and ideas, and your crush's name. oops. haha!

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the end.

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